Every four years, we New Jersey residents have to renew our drivers' licenses during our birth month. This is my time. New Jersey was one of the first states to institute the digital licensing procedure which prevents virtually all forgeries. In theory this helps protect us from terrorists too. I don't know how, so don't ask me.
Historically I've gone to a small DMV office in Wyckoff, NJ, around mid-month in the early afternoon. While the process is a pain in the neck, it only takes about a half hour to complete. DMV employees are not Nobel laureates, or even smart enough to do much more than dress and feed themselves and get to work, but it's not a great place to work since none of the clientele are particularly happy to be there, so Nobel laureates are reluctant to work there. I went online to get the address of the Wyckoff office, after all it had been four years, only to learn that the office has been closed to cut costs.
The nearest office is now in Oakland, NJ. So I fed the address to my map bitch and she led me the 30 minutes or so it took to get to Oakland, about 10 or 15 minutes further than Wyckoff. The office was buzzing with a lack of activity. There were a few bored DMV workers moving at regular DMV worker speed and about a gazillion clients sitting around, fuming, and waiting to be called.
A woman seated next to me complained that the Wyckoff office at its worst was better than Oakland. Another woman was trying keep her young child from becoming so bored that the rest of us would turn on her and throw them both out of the office. The obligatory State Trooper was protecting this secure government location by watching the maintenance staff change light bulbs outside in the hall of the DMV office. As one seat next to me opened a lady sat down and declared that we couldn't expect better service from the government. Then I lit the fuse. I said, "This is what you get when you fire public employees." KABOOM she turned to me and said, "I'm for anything that makes government smaller." My response? "Well then you don't get to complain about how long it takes." I think we're not friends.
Since 2009, 600,000 public sector employees have lost their jobs. Guess what, those folks bought cars and electronics and housewares and dinners at restaurants, and they took vacations. In short, all those politicos who say they want to revive the economies of their states have removed 600,000 job creators from the marketplace. Do they really want to create jobs or are they simply posturing? If you have to renew your driver's license in New Jersey or a bunch of other states, you'll have 2 or 3 hours to ponder these issues. As for me, I'm good until July of 2016.